By Karl Haglund - Hawkeye Racing News Columnist
CHUCK CITY, Iowa – My word for the day is “ethnocentrism” which basically means “We’re better than you are.” Its actual meaning may be a bit more complex, but basically that’s the meat and potatoes of the word.
I have a professor this semester who makes offhand remarks about NASCAR every once in awhile. He questions its definition as a sport. It got me thinking.
By definition, is auto racing a sport?
The American Century Dictionary, published in 1995, that I have on a bookshelf in my office defines sport as a “game or competitive activity usually played outside and involving physical skill, training, etc., eg., football, running.”
Where does that leave us? Well, auto racing is a competitive activity usually performed outdoors.
Does driving a race car require physical skill and training?
I once asked TJ Stalker about his switch from driving a B-mod to driving an A-mod. As some of you may know, TJ is a high school athlete. TJ plays basketball which requires a lot of running – up and down the court. If I had to pick a race car driver in excellent physical condition I could reasonably start with TJ Stalker.
Here is what TJ said about driving:
“You’re definitely working the wheel a hundred times more in a Modified compared to a B-Mod. In a B-Mod you get in the corner and you can almost just smash down the pedal and hold it right there and it will stick. Whereas in an IMCA Modified you’re feathering the gas and working the wheel, it’s definitely a lot more work. By the end of the race you’re pretty tired”.
Would TJ get tired if driving a race car required no physical skill at all? I doubt it.
I imagine I would get tired from driving as well. Of course, I cry myself to sleep at night if the TV remote goes missing. I like to think of the remote control as a magic, invisible bridge between the sofa and the TV. It’s a “uniter.”
Back to topic – Why would my professor bad mouth the sport of auto racing? He tossed in one comment and associated all fans of NASCAR with a heavy set fellow he saw in a restaurant who had “Dixie” as his cell-phone ring tone. This was only a few minutes after teaching us the word “ethnocentrism.”
Why do people bad mouth auto racing?
Is it because they see the sport as being filled with backwoods, beer drinking, pick-up driving, flag waiving, dog racing, dog kicking, marijuana growing, mullet wearing, fingernail non cleaning, park in the front lawn instead of the driveway, junk collecting, non bill paying, no shirt wearing, farmer-tan toting, five teeth saving, 3 kid having with 3 different wives, Ford/Chevy/Dodge loving, border patrolling, cat killing, no house painting rednecks with a pack of Pall Malls rolled in their sleeves?
It’s possible. I have seen a few of those. Writing about them is safe, they will set this issue of HRN down shortly after looking at the pictures.
However, just because you have “Taz” floor mats and the majority of your shirts were purchased with Marlboro-miles does not mean you are an ignorant hick. Being a “gear-head” or race fan/driver/worker does not make you anything less than being a doctor or art enthusiast. Anyone who is good at what they do should be rewarded and respected. Everyone should be able to enjoy exactly what they enjoy without worry of being looked down upon.
A good mechanic, carpenter or welder is equally valuable to society as a good doctor, dentist or college professor. Sometimes the most educated among us don’t get that. Salary does not always indicate worth. I just wish everyone would see things my way – it’s the right way. (Ethnocentrism)
On the home front - I am personally doing my part to keep the sport of auto racing alive for generations to come. Jenna and I just found out we will have another little race fan in the house sometime in November. The adventure continues.
Drop me a line at whatsyourstory@mchsi.com. I would love to hear what some north Iowans will be up to in the coming season.